Start a rumor:
White House cutbacks have forced "Counter-terrorism Czar" John Brennan to supplement his meager income by taking on a weekend job as area local branch manager for al Qaeda ( Washington, D.C., chapter). Though he tries his best to avoid any conflict of interest, sometimes the poor guy just can't help himself. Like when he "accidentally" had underwear bomber Farouk Abdulmutallab read his Miranda rights just an hour into questioning; when he made a speech claiming that "Jihad" is a "legitimate tenet of Islam" which means—ahem, nudge, nudge, wink, wink—an "inner struggle for purity"; when he referred to Jerusalem before a Muslim audience as "al Quds," thus legitimizing the (false) assertion that Islam has an originalist claim to the city.
-- 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy by James Delingpole
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