Enthuse about 9/11 conspiracy theories, the wackier the better.
You'll be preaching to the choir here: in a May 2007 Rasmussen poll, 35 percent of Democrats said they believe George W. Bush had advance knowledge of the attack, while another 26 percent said they're not sure. Say if it wasn't personally ordered by George Bush or Mossad, then it was almost certainly the Illuminati or the lizard-headed master-race known as the Babylonian Brotherhood, whose membership includes George W. Bush, the Queen of England, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.
Explain sincerely how it was you realized the "official version" of 9/11 couldn't possibly be correct: "Well Islam, right, it's a peaceful religion. No way would these devout guys get on a plane and blow innocent people up. Where's the motive? It's not like Muslims have a track record of major international terrorism..."
-- 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy by James Delingpole
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